Monday, December 17, 2007

In Passing

Joyce: That's ridiculous!

Bob: What's that?

Joyce: This website says, "On average people are flatulent sixteen times a day." I'm certainly not.

Bob: Sweetheart, it says "on average people fart sixteen times a day." That just means that I have to compensate for your deficiency.

Joyce: Well, that makes sense.

{Later that night in bed (right after the sheets billowed)}

Bob: Dear, I thought you said you don't fart.

Joyce: No, I said I don't fart sixteen times a day. In case you hadn't noticed, it's nighttime.

Bob: Oh, then I stand corrected.

{long pause}

Joyce: You aren't gonna blog about this, are you?

Bob: Nooooo, ... Scout's honor.

6 comments:

joyce said...

Yes, I need a t-shirt that reads, "blogfodder". I am glad I can still make you laugh, sweetheart. Thirty years, my April Fool.

LadyBugCrossing said...

That's too funny! We had a tooting incident in our car last night. The two females in the car tooted - almost simultaneously - and the two males opened the windows and screamed for help...
We called it Karma... we had to get them back.

Bob said...

Did I ever mention that I was thrown out of the cub scouts?

joyce said...

wouldn't let me comment from the other brouser..(grumble, grumble) but didn't your scout leader try to get you to spend your winnings buying everyone ice cream?? have you already blogged 'bout that?

Bob said...

Nope, I guess I haven't mentioned my TV debut yet. Thanks for the reminder.

But hey ... your suggesting topics wouldn't have anything to do with getting me to write about things other than you, would it?

Hula Doula said...

BAHAHA Tomorrow I will blog about my children and their farting incident. I nearly lost control of the car!
You guys CRACK me up.