Pointed Questions

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Joyce: Hello?

Meredith: Hi Aunt Joyce! [Note: Meredith is nine years old.]

Joyce: Well, hi Meredith - it's nice of you to ca...

Meredith: Aunt Joyce, I have a question!

Joyce: Okay, what's that?

Meredith: How old were you when you got your ears pierced?

Joyce: I was eighteen. Your mommy got hers pierced when she was only sixteen -- but she fainted!

Meredith: Welllll, thennn ... lemme ask you another question. If you had a little girl, how old would she be before you let her get her ears pierced?

Joyce: Oh, that's an easy question. Twenty-five!

Meredith: I gotta go now, Aunt Joyce! 'Bye. {click}