Sunday, June 27, 2010

Fortune Cookies Are True!

James and Amber, who were in town last week, shared a profound truth that I'd never considered before. I'd always laughed at the literary pablum you find in fortune cookies, but James pointed out that the only problem is that each fortune lacks its two ending words: "in bed".

It's amazing how the addition of these two simple words makes every single fortune dead-on accurate.


LeeAnn said...

Along the same line, at work I've lately taken to adding "in accordance with prophecy" after any spoken statement.

Jerry said...

"Your friends find you to be charming and friendly (in bed)".