Friday, April 2, 2010

I'm a Pagan

Bob: What's this? You emailed me this "Jesus Test" email? Why are you sending me junk email with dire warnings that I'm a rotten Christian if I don't send it to everyone in my address book?

Joyce: I had to. I don't want to burn in hell.

Bob: Oh, in that case. That's okay.

Joyce: How about you? Are you gonna burn in hell?

Bob: Yup.


Jerry said...

"And he told them, forward any email with a religious theme to everyone in your address list. Do this quickly and without fail or I will come and remove your name from the database of life." - 2 Coliseums 7:6

joyce said...

but dear, you blogged about it, thus you are saved from eternal damnation.

joyce said...

word verification: glymlea:

Glymlea, glymlea, I saith unto thee....

joyce said...

unsemoc---sounds Vulcan

Bob noticed over my shoulder that it is comesnu backwards

Bob said...

That's a relief. I was pretty fretful about my eternal fate. (BTW: Not being logged in, I got "REEMER" as my word verification.)

Nah-Nah-na-Nah-Nah! Joyce found a loophole. (You may be saved by grace through faith, I was saved by Joyce through a loophole.)

Burkulater said...

My favorite were the actual letters that came with a picture of a very white Jesus with flowing brown hair. At least with email you don't have to use postage...not that I ever did.


that's mine

Anonymous said...

(Gal 6:7) Do not deceive yourselves; no one makes a fool of God. You will reap exactly what you plant.

Bob said...

Just in case you were serious: you might want to read the context of Galatians 6. Paul isn't speaking of judgment for sin (especially the "sin" of discarding junk email). Paul is talking about the consequences of legalism (for trying to earn salvation - the practice of circumcision is the example Paul cites of "sowing to the flesh" - Gal 6:12).

But if you're not serious, then "Right-on, Bro!"