Less than a solid waste of your time
OH MY! That is priceless. So far we have not had any "garden hose" incidents or "gerkin" mishaps, but mercy those are funny. Our have so far consisted of verbal stuff that just makes us laugh until we are sick.
Bwa ha!! We used to call one of my cousins "Lil Smoky" because he used to walk around with one hand down his pants and the other hand holding a cocktail weenie. They had a difficult time breaking him of the frequent compulsion to check to make sure his own Lil Smoky was still down there.I always laughed at my son when he was a baby because it was like a built-in toy that us girls never knew anything about. LOL
LOL!!!My sister took a tub of vaseline to the playroom walls and doors... all lovely wood at the time.. not yet painted or varnished... Then she took a ball point pen to the brand new white leather sofa... Then, she didn't feel like napping, so she took her little left handed paper scissors and cut her hair off.Yes, she was a handful. Umm... still is!
I think every family has one or two "incidents" like this. Why do kids insist on smearing whatever it is on their entire body? But, my favorite part of that video was the shower stall FULL of suds. Partly because I'd love to flop around in all those bubbles myself, but also because while it may be the cleanest of all the disasters, it is perhaps the one of the hardest to clean up. The more you rinse, the more bubbles appear!
My beloved wife pointed out, the really scary segment is the kid in the crib (toward the end of the clip). Just exactly what is that brown slime the little boy has smeared everywhere? I mean, we never put our kids to bed with a bowl of chocolate pudding.
Hula sent me to see this video and read about the Vienna sausage that now looks like a gherkin, etc. I have to say, this is the hardest I've laughed in a while. Thanks for that! I usually laugh so hard at Hula Boy too and I've met him in person when I've stayed at their house and I am witness that Hula does not exaggerate when it comes to HB - he is a hoot and so lovable. HG is wonderful. Hula says hello!I will be back...
I am literally crying...My co-workers will surely think I am having happy-juice with my lunch. Thank you so much!
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OH MY! That is priceless. So far we have not had any "garden hose" incidents or "gerkin" mishaps, but mercy those are funny. Our have so far consisted of verbal stuff that just makes us laugh until we are sick.
Bwa ha!! We used to call one of my cousins "Lil Smoky" because he used to walk around with one hand down his pants and the other hand holding a cocktail weenie. They had a difficult time breaking him of the frequent compulsion to check to make sure his own Lil Smoky was still down there.
I always laughed at my son when he was a baby because it was like a built-in toy that us girls never knew anything about. LOL
LOL!!!
My sister took a tub of vaseline to the playroom walls and doors... all lovely wood at the time.. not yet painted or varnished...
Then she took a ball point pen to the brand new white leather sofa...
Then, she didn't feel like napping, so she took her little left handed paper scissors and cut her hair off.
Yes, she was a handful. Umm... still is!
I think every family has one or two "incidents" like this. Why do kids insist on smearing whatever it is on their entire body?
But, my favorite part of that video was the shower stall FULL of suds. Partly because I'd love to flop around in all those bubbles myself, but also because while it may be the cleanest of all the disasters, it is perhaps the one of the hardest to clean up. The more you rinse, the more bubbles appear!
My beloved wife pointed out, the really scary segment is the kid in the crib (toward the end of the clip). Just exactly what is that brown slime the little boy has smeared everywhere? I mean, we never put our kids to bed with a bowl of chocolate pudding.
Hula sent me to see this video and read about the Vienna sausage that now looks like a gherkin, etc. I have to say, this is the hardest I've laughed in a while. Thanks for that! I usually laugh so hard at Hula Boy too and I've met him in person when I've stayed at their house and I am witness that Hula does not exaggerate when it comes to HB - he is a hoot and so lovable. HG is wonderful.
Hula says hello!
I will be back...
I am literally crying...My co-workers will surely think I am having happy-juice with my lunch. Thank you so much!
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