Sunday, November 8, 2009

Now That's Smooth

Joyce: So how did you like your smoothie?

Bob: It was ... um ... okay. Why do you ask?

Joyce: No reason. So how did you like it?

Bob: It was ... good. What did you put in it?

Joyce: It's good for you ... and you liked it, didn't you?

Bob: It was okay. So in what way was it good for me?

Joyce: It's good for your digestion. And you liked it, didn't you?

Bob: It was okay. So what was in it?

Joyce: Frozen orange juice.

Bob: Orange juice ... aaaaand ... ?

Joyce: Things that are good for you.

Bob: Such as ... ?

Joyce: Just stuff.

12 comments:

joyce said...

It was feeling hot in here, and a smoothie is such a wonderful way to cool down. orange juice and frozen blueberries and vanilla yogurt.

I got yogurt down you, nah, nah, nah nah nah.

joyce said...

and you probably noticed that I waited until you sipped it all gone to say anything. Mind you, that was hard, to wait.

Bob said...

Yogurt! Dang you, woman! Okay, so you got away with it this time, but don't be slipping Metamucil in my food unless you're prepared to face my alimentary wrath (and there's no telling when the temperature might drop and force us to close windows).

joyce said...

If only I could disguise rice crispy treats...

you could eat them on a train.

you could eat them with a goat.

Bob said...

I'd eat the goat but leave the Rice Krispy Treats.

Mrs. JP said...

wow,,,this sounds like conversations at our house. Mrs. JP - so, how'd you like those cookies. JP - they're ok,,what did u put in them?

What a girl has to go thru to get healthy stuff in her man!! Go Joyce!!

joyce said...

a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

I once asked Bob if he could/would
eat anything for supper. He said yes. So, I set out little 8 ounce tubs of yogurt. Found out he'd eat it, but would prefer not to...

Theresa said...

Sounds like a yummy smoothie to me!

Burkulater said...

Hmmm...sounds like the time I swapped tofu into my "Chicken" Fried Rice. He had two helpings...then asked, "What's different about this?" You have a good wife! It was just yogurt!

Bob said...

Burkulater and Theresa--
You do know I know this is a conspiracy among you ladies -- don't you?

Mrs. Who said...

Hmm, Bob...you can trust her. Or you can cook for yourself.

I'd say...just trust her and eat what she feeds you. Everybody will be happier that way.

joyce said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wV8uVegO4w&feature=related

there is even a Dr. Who version. and some of the older Scottish versions say "gang" dry.

Do you remember saying, last night, that your love was like a barge of manure? You were very, very tired.