Thursday, September 17, 2009

Jimmah Cahtah's Deep Insight

You know, I was thinking about what Jimmy Carter said about us who oppose Barack Obama. And (after some intense soul-searching) I realized he was right. I'd be in favor of being taxed to death, having Federal bureaucrats decide who and who doesn't get medical care, dismantling our military, apologizing to America's enemies every chance you get, printing money by the trillions to cover Washington's out-of-control spending ... if only Barack Obama just didn't have such dark skin.

Boy, I can't stand people with really good tans. That's why I absolutely refuse to watch any George Hamilton movies.

5 comments:

Karin said...

Yep, I think you're right. I don't like people with spray tans. No more Dancing with the Stars for me! ;)

JP said...

Jimmah's capacity for deep insight is about as shallow and partisan as Sean Penn's: "You know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too!"

Mrs. Who said...

As someone who was born and reared in the South, I was totally pissed off at Carter's comments about us.

He's gone off his rocker. And the left will run with it and uphold him, until he's no longer useful. Then under the bus he goes.

Jerry said...

Jimmy should be happy. He might just lose his position as the single worst President in US history.

Tor Hershman said...

Speakin' of farts.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgdffzvoVmc