Monday, July 20, 2009

Libspeak

When a liberal says: "if it saves just one life", as in: If banning all industrial production saves just one life, it will be worth it.

It means: Quit thinking rationally and just admit that I'm smarter than you and mine is the superior moral position.



When a liberal says: "for the sake of the children", as in: The National Organization of Women is pro-choice ... for the sake of the children.

It means: I have no rational argument, so I'm feigning concern for children as a smoke screen to foist my agenda.



When a liberal says: "can't we just get along", as in: We have to ask the jihadists and zionist alike: "Can't we just get along?"

It means: Can't we just blame the actions of the guilty on the innocent so I can feel good about myself?



When a liberal says: "let's talk", as in: What's wrong with Barack Obama's simply saying to Iran: "Let's talk"?

It means: Let's throw Israel under the bus ... it'll win Barack Obama a Nobel Peace Prize.



When a liberal says: "give peace a chance", as in: We beg the Israelis and Palestinians alike: "Give peace a chance."

It means: Make no distinction between perpetrators and victims.



When a liberal says: "embrace diversity", as in: Those who will not embrace diversity will not be tolerated.

It means: Your age-old morals that call perversion evil are inferior to my trendy new ones that call perversion good.



When a liberal says: "tolerance", as in: Tolerance is the cornerstone of democracy.

It means: Keep your moral judgments to yourself ... or else.



When a liberal says: "intolerance", as in: The only thing that can't be tolerated is intolerance.

It means: The only thing that can't be tolerated is an opinion I don't like.



When a liberal says: "think globally; act locally", as in: To solve Earth's environmental problems we must think globally and act locally.

It means: Ignore the realities of human nature that are right in front of you, and never miss an opportunity to throw sand in the gears of the economy.



When a liberal says: "it's your upbringing", as in: You may be a violent person, but it's your upbringing that made you that way.

It means: Claiming victimhood is so much easier than facing the evil within you.



When a liberal says: "it's not your fault", as in: You may be a violent person, but it's not your fault.

It means: Claiming victimhood is so much easier than dealing with the consequences of your own bad decisions.



When a liberal says: "it's George Bush's fault", as in: There's violence in the Middle East, and it's George Bush's fault.

It means: Chimpee McHilter (along with his handler, Karl Rove) is almost as good a patsy as the Jews.



When a liberal says: "you're entitled", as in: As your personal injury attorney, I'll see to it that you'll get what you're entitled to.

It means: If you'll just adopt an entitlement mentality, I can use that to manipulate you.



When a liberal says: "it's a disease", as in: You can't do anything about your kleptomania, your lying, your gambling, etc. -- it's a disease.

It means: Claiming powerlessness over your misconduct is so much easier than reforming.



When a liberal says: "you were born that way", as in: You can't do anything about your homosexuality -- you were born that way.

It means: Claiming powerlessness over your misconduct is so much easier than reforming.



When a liberal says: "regime", as in: The time has come for regime change in Washington.

It means: This is how I refer to any administration I don't like.



When a liberal says: "terrorizing ...", as in: The repressive regime in Israel is terrorizing the peace-loving Palestinians.

It means: Blaming the Jews is tried and true.



When a liberal says: "we've got to do SOMETHING", as in: Maybe it won't work, but we've got to do SOMETHING.

It means: You can't make me think in terms of cause and effect. More of whatever caused the problem is sure to fix it.

8 comments:

Jerry said...

When a liberal says: "you were born that way", as in: You can't do anything about your homosexuality -- you were born that way.

It means: Claiming powerlessness over your misconduct is so much easier than reforming.


Isn't it funny that some people spew this garbage and yet don't believe in original sin?

Gladys said...

So I see you have been talking to my husband's sister again.

LadyBugCrossing said...

Brilliant!

Mrs. JP said...

I'm in the Amen section!!!

Bob said...

Mrs JP--
If you're in the amen section, you clearly weren't listening to the sermon we heard on Sunday.

LadyBug--
Aw shux ...

Gladys--
Listen to one left-coast lib, you've heard them all.

Jerry--
Yup, can't very well argue that we weren't born with a sinful nature and still claim, "I was born this way."

Rita said...

Ahhh, you left out the new one....ChristianIST.

It's all over the liberal websites now and we need your translation.

Bob said...

Rita--
Wow, "Christianism" was a new word to me. I had to google it -- and what I discovered is that it apparently refers to those who believe Christianity is superior to other religions (i.e., those who accept the truth of Jesus' words, "I am the Way, the Truth and the Life; no man cometh unto the Father but by Me").

I suppose there just aren't enough Jews to absorb the world's animosity, so in a pinch one has to make do with hating "Christianists".

joyce said...

wow--you have been saving them up?! Amazing.