Thursday, December 18, 2008

Smileys

Don't you just love the way folks populate their emails with those little hints that what they just said is supposed to be funny? I contend that the "smiley" is the greatest invention in English literature. Just imagine how much better Shakespeare's writing would have been if he'd only had emoticons.

To be unhappy smileys, or not unhappy smileys to be smilies -- That is the question: jumping smileys
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind Smileys to suffer
the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune indifferent smileys
Or to take arms aim smileys against a sea of troubles winking smileys
And by opposing end them. To die, aim smileys to sleep-- unhappy smileys

No more--scared smileys and by a sleep to say we end ashamed smileys
the heartache, and the thousand natural shocks cool smileys
that flesh is heir to.

'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. sad smileys

3 comments:

JAMIE'S CREW said...

Well done!!! Love the smiley on the...ahem...commode!

joyce said...

Ah, now I know what that boring old Shake-a-spear is sayin'. thanks. :)

PrimoDonna said...

Cute!!