Washington Post Reporter: Governor Palin, how can you be a mother to a special-needs child and still do your job as vice president?
Governor Palin: How can you be a special-needs child and still do your job as a reporter?
CNN Reporter: Ms Palin, have you ever spoken in tongues?
Governor Palin: Some people say I sound Minnesotan, but that's not exactly the same thing as a foreign tongue.
Boston Globe Reporter: Governor Palin, are you on a mission from God?
Governor Palin: I try. Whose mission are you on?
LA Times Reporter: Sarah, could your daughter Bristol have benefited from sex education classes?
Governor Palin: I doubt it -- classroom training is overrated. Journalism school obviously did you no good.
CBS News Reporter: Do you actually believe the world was created in six literal days?
Governor Palin: Do you actually believe your question has anything to do the qualifications for the vice presidency?
ABC News Reporter: Didn't you violate operational security by giving away the date of your son's deployment to Iraq?
Governor Palin: The U.S. warned the Japanese before dropping the bomb on Hiroshima, so I figured it was only fair for me to caution al Qaeda before unleashing the ultimate weapon.
NY Times Reporter: Governor Palin, in your church do you handle snakes?
Governor Palin: "Do I handle snakes?" you ask. Welllll ... you tell me, how am I doing at handling the press?
Governor Palin: How can you be a special-needs child and still do your job as a reporter?
CNN Reporter: Ms Palin, have you ever spoken in tongues?
Governor Palin: Some people say I sound Minnesotan, but that's not exactly the same thing as a foreign tongue.
Boston Globe Reporter: Governor Palin, are you on a mission from God?
Governor Palin: I try. Whose mission are you on?
LA Times Reporter: Sarah, could your daughter Bristol have benefited from sex education classes?
Governor Palin: I doubt it -- classroom training is overrated. Journalism school obviously did you no good.
CBS News Reporter: Do you actually believe the world was created in six literal days?
Governor Palin: Do you actually believe your question has anything to do the qualifications for the vice presidency?
ABC News Reporter: Didn't you violate operational security by giving away the date of your son's deployment to Iraq?
Governor Palin: The U.S. warned the Japanese before dropping the bomb on Hiroshima, so I figured it was only fair for me to caution al Qaeda before unleashing the ultimate weapon.
NY Times Reporter: Governor Palin, in your church do you handle snakes?
Governor Palin: "Do I handle snakes?" you ask. Welllll ... you tell me, how am I doing at handling the press?
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Boston Globe Reporter: Governor Palin, are you on a mission from God?
Governor Palin: I try. Whose mission are you on?
Good one!
Do you not know that if you present yourselves to anyone as obedient slaves, you are slaves of the one whom you obey, either of sin, which leads to death, or of obedience, which leads to righteousness? - Romans 6;16, ESV
Hmmm, you're going to have Palin's people calling you to be on her campaign staff.
WOW. Handling snakes...now that just cracked me up.
Bob,
You is good!
'nuf said...
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