The worst part of being an old fart is: I can't remember sh..., I mean, my short-term memory is not so good. I was trying to remember whether I'd told one of my lame stories from my boyhood days, but I'm too lazy to visually search through my archive. (That's the next worst thing about geezerhood -- laziness.)
So I thought to myself, There must be an easy way to search all my old entries... and then it suddenly occurred to me, I can just do a Google search on "lost fart" plus a few words that would have to be in that story.
The bad news is: That didn't work. However, the good news is: That probably means I haven't told my old cub scouting story yet.
But then again, the really bad news is: In searching on "Lost Fart", just look what I found.
So I thought to myself, There must be an easy way to search all my old entries... and then it suddenly occurred to me, I can just do a Google search on "lost fart" plus a few words that would have to be in that story.
The bad news is: That didn't work. However, the good news is: That probably means I haven't told my old cub scouting story yet.
But then again, the really bad news is: In searching on "Lost Fart", just look what I found.
6 comments:
ROTFL
Dude.
Stay out of the light.
'kay?
Up on the top of your blog is a little bar that says, "Search blog". I think it will search YOUR entire blog for you, and you don't have to go the 'lost fart google' route. If that's not it, email me. I have some code you can add into your template that will add something searchy for you.
I'm pretty sure that that top bar does that though...
I checked. It is. The long gray bar at the very top of your blog, put something in and hit search blog. I put in Passover and got every post you ever wrote on Passover.
Oooooh! That "Search Blog" thingy! Boy, do I ever feel stupid.
Thanks Bou! You're as sharp as you are kind.
Hysterical!
Jen
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