Saturday, March 8, 2008

Space Fright

Joyce and I are NASA buffs. This morning Joyce called up the NASA-TV website, where a press conference was being webcast. For those of you who don't know, the next two Space Shuttle missions (STS-123 and STS-124) will add the Japanese modules to the International Space Station.

The NASA spokesman introduced the Japanese Reed Fright Director who tord us he was very preased to be abo to brief us on the upcoming mission. He was especiarry grad to be in Houston to participate in the raunch of Space Shutto Endeavour. With the instarration of the Japanese Raboratory Moduo, Japan is entering into a new era of human space fright and greatry extending its space fright operations. The instarration of the "Kibo" Raboratory Moduo wirr be coordinated from the newry inaugurated Japanese Space Fright Center, which is rocated approximatery 40 mios northeast of Tokyo. Once the raboratory moduo is rifted from the shutto payroad bay and praced into position on the starboar sigh of the Unity Moduo, Japan wirr be a fuo-fredged member of the grobo community of spacefaring nations.

8 comments:

joyce said...

I'm scared. The first time they mix up dock and lock and rack, we are in trouble. They all sound the same.

Shouldn't it be space-fearing nations?? I thought that is what he said.

And the use of acronyms is getting out of hand with NASA. Whoa. And what was even scarier was that I understood what they were saying with DEXTER and MISSE 6.

Bob said...

What's scarier is that DEXTRE is "mating" with MISSE-6. One wonders just what kind of offspring will come from such a mating.

ShalomSeeker said...

Bwahhaha! I am laughing...'cause I have so LIVED that! Nine 'interpretation.' :-)
-j

ShalomSeeker said...

Whoops! That should have been NICE interpretation! Now I'm really laughing!

LadyBugCrossing said...

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Jerry said...

What's with the creative spellings in the FIRST paragraph of this blog, er brog?

Bob said...

Jerry-- Were you named after peanut butter and jerry?

Hula Doula said...

Ok I think I can breathe now....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ok OK....I can breathe.
I love accents. They just make me laugh