Thursday, August 30, 2007

That's Just Not Right ...

My charming wife Joyce was a lunchroom monitor at the grade school years ago. In addition to administering the Heimlich maneuver, her job involved sending unruly kids to the office with a note to report their misdeeds. One day when she asked a miscreant what his name was, he answered, "Hey-Seuss".

My sweety, being from rural Illinois, had to ask, "So how do you spell that?" She later told me, "There's just something wrong about having to send Jesus to the office for misbehaving."

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