Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Prostate Lament


[Sincerest apologies to Enya]

Who can say
when your wee goes
if it free flows?
- Only time.

And who can say
when the flow slows
if it soaks toes?
- Only time.

Who can say
if a good try
is to aim high?
- Only time.

And who can say
there's a first prize
for those good tries?
- Only time.

Who can say
if you force pee
that it could be
you might fart?

And who can say
when your wife sleeps
and the smell seeps
off the chart?

Your love wakes -- with a start.

Who can say
when your wind blows
what your love throws?
- Only time.

And who can say
where your aim goes
when she hits home?
- Only time.

Who knows? - Only time.

Who knows? - Only time.


5 comments:

Theresa said...

Oh my. ;)

buffi said...

I really think that when Joyce gets to heaven there will be many, many jewels in her crown.

Oh, to be a fly on the wall in your house. A fly with a gas mask that is....

LadyBugCrossing said...

LOL!!!

I'm so glad that I'm not the only wife in need of a can of oust at the bedside..

zonker said...

Issues, dude. You got some issues...

chou said...

beautiful.