Monday, March 26, 2007

Question

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! And don't even mention toilet paper! And they don't even notice the bulb is BURNED OUT! They could sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they did figure it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, (by some miracle) actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THAT THE STUPID ASS LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE TWELVE FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE! --- IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS !*$&#@% HOUSE! ... uh ... I'm sorry ... what did you ask me?

2 comments:

LadyBugCrossing said...

LOL!! Do you live at my house?

My husband says the same thing...

LBC

Tim said...

Love the post . . . though I think I will keep it from my wife. :)